What have I told you about turning it on at night, Robert?

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Asidonhopo@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Gandhi?

"I don't care if you are resisting the British with fiery non-violence, Robert. There is a time and a place."

Time for Tubby Bye-Bye
Time for Tubby Bye-Bye

The flaming head punishes those who sleep backwards.

(not exactly flaming I guess)

Am I the only one who sees a burning ball of malice that knows just the way to break me down? The sun hates me!

My boyfriend's name is Robert and I saved this to my personal Discord account to send at a random time later.

Oh yeah, the last thing you want in bed is flaming head.