Personally I prefer to call myself "fattened", like a pig I suppose, as this clarifies that it is something that has happened to me, not simply something that I am. It's not my fault, it's the mince pies' fault!
But also I need to know about the maids a milking, the ladies dancing, the lords a leaping, pipers piping, and the drummers drumming. Like, this is a performance where the humans get paid and get to go home afterward, and not like a slave trade situation, right?
21 Comments
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y
1st Jan onwards: fat
metaStatic@kbin.earth · 31 pts · 1y
nice of you to assume that wasn't already the case
coyootje@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Well then fatter I guess. Also, just like me fr fr
BluesF@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Personally I prefer to call myself "fattened", like a pig I suppose, as this clarifies that it is something that has happened to me, not simply something that I am. It's not my fault, it's the mince pies' fault!
oce@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 1y
The yellow object is actually your
leaverliver.Nanook@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
What happens if you pull it?
kabi@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
AugustWest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I imagined you using voice to text and you have an accent like Cheech Marin.
MrGerrit@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 1y
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
You say full of cheese like it's a bad thing...
Caesium@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I get my wisdom teeth out on the 27th :D
underwire212@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Have fun with them P E R C S
TheFlopster@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I'm full of cheese at all times. What else is there to live for?
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Full of cheese cannot ve that bad of a fate
commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Christmas is twelve days: dec 25 to jan 7
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
That wonderful time of year where your true love gives you WAY too many birds.
booly@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Way too many birds.
But also I need to know about the maids a milking, the ladies dancing, the lords a leaping, pipers piping, and the drummers drumming. Like, this is a performance where the humans get paid and get to go home afterward, and not like a slave trade situation, right?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I mean, the song was first published in circa 1780 so..maybe? 🤷
Willy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
just need to get employers and the government on board
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
The best part here in Germany is the Weihnachtsmarkt
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
The Glühwein certainly does counteract the cheese
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
The latter is me 365 of the year. I blame being born during that time period 😛
nifty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I’ve already been this for the last few weeks