The culprit has been found

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IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 70 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 40 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Maybe the CEO had expressed some kind of mild support for not killing Palestinians one time.

granolabar@kbin.melroy.org · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You can't be a division CEO of a major US corporation without being an Israel LARPer...

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

Maybe he expressed so much love for Israel, he accidentally threatened to take over as Prime Minister.

SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 26 pts · 1y

All clear then, never happened

anas@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

I agree, I was there.

DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Can confirm I was there

Allonzee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I seen him!

pyre@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

nah, killing one person who kills thousands is worthy of a warrant; killing thousands yourself isn't. just make sure they're brown enough so you can get the US as your pocket support.

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How much money has the public paid for the police response? How many drive by shootings in New York merit this sort of investigation?

orrk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

ya, but the CEO was people, no one of value dies to drive by.

TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 1y

I was thinking Travis Bickle.

Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Please don't go making titles like that, you very briefly got me immensely disappointed

tired_n_bored@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Yes I am a witness and I clearly recognize Benjamin Netanyahu as the sole perpetrator. Please @NYPD give me my 10k$ for the tip now

danc4498@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I thought it was Mr bean at first

God_Is_Love@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Can someone post the name of the guy on the right for those of us who don't know? I don't know what to google to find out 😂

luciferofastora@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Netanyahu

God_Is_Love@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y

Thank you!!

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y

Username certainly checks out!

Juliana@sopuli.xyz · -6 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 1y

I am easily convinced on this particular subject

morrowind@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 1y

No, that's the joke