We weren't expecting special forces

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21 Comments

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y

Shit@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I've been wondering when Russia would take the gloves off and send in Segal. I guess after the government collapsed.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Why is he wearing a Chinese Kung Fu gi if he's a practitioner of Japanese Akido?

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Very special forces.

Tyfud@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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Gurei@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 1y

Waves his hands in vaguely flowey circles as a nearby enemy tank implodes

Maggoty@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I love how they've photographed him from a very specific angle, and I can still tell he's as fat as I am. Come on dude, we can both do the combat waddle!

remotelove@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

They tried. I can still see it through the cosplay.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

In his latest movies he fights sitting down in a rolling office chair. That's how fat and lazy he's become.

Mim@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 1y

But watch out for his mortal enemy: stairs.

HK65@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I thought it was going to be space ice.

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It’s all ogre now!

Mim@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y

Game ogre, man! Game ogre!

superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Mr gravy seal himself

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

That's a whole different kind of "special".

JonHammCock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Dang, Nick Rekieta got swole.

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y
fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

God, no, they're already starving!

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What's he going to do? Eat all their food so they starve?