I'll add that if someone knows of a similarly ridiculous hallmark meet outlander meet b movie bonanza film that I can force my wife to watch the absolute insanity with me, please do share!
"He was a forbidden seed of which she would secretly partake in the night, neither knowing or caring of the consequences that later manifested as malignant bulges of gluten"
22 Comments
Wwwbdd@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y
So disappointed to learn this isn't real
cm0002@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Be the change you want to see on the world
njm1314@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Please please please tell me that they're actually is a President Obama's list of top movies for women from 2017 though.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
I'm not gonna spoil the ending by linking the article 😉
curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
I'll add that if someone knows of a similarly ridiculous hallmark meet outlander meet b movie bonanza film that I can force my wife to watch the absolute insanity with me, please do share!
RandomStickman@fedia.io · 42 pts · 1y
brb asking SO if they'd still love me if I became a grain
ebolapie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
"only if the grain is corn"
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 28 pts · 1y
Recommended wine pairing: Dr. Aroused's Boxed Cabernet Sauvignon. Ask a Target employee which aisle is "wine aisle."
Illogicalbit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I feel like this is a new challenge.
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 1y
lol
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Almost had me until i zoomed in...
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 24 pts · 1y
Strong Obvious Plant vibes, but distinct from Obvious Plant.
I like it.
negativenull@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
These "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" sequels sure are getting weird
SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I know it's fake because I can't find the Hallmark Channel logo.
Kichae@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y
Gotta love the review blurb from Roper: "The three brothers ... held the key."
qprimed@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y
I lack the mental capacity to unpack any of this blurbage, but holy hell - what a cover and strategic use of an ellipsis.
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
"He was a forbidden seed of which she would secretly partake in the night, neither knowing or caring of the consequences that later manifested as malignant bulges of gluten"
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
This is beautiful
kokesh@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
So what is left of her husband is seed. Brilliant.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
“The key” “the secret”
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The estate of Rick Moranis really needed some cash flow?
deltapi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Dude, Rick isn't dead. His wife died in '91 and he retired so he could be a stay-at-home dad.