c/sfah · by Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 1yWorst things a guy could say in attempt to convince a woman to have sex with him 5 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
"Hello human female. You look sufficiently fertile, so I will now inject you with my gametes."
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Name your price!
Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 3 pts · 1y
🤣
fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com · 4 pts · 1y
I promise it'll increase your thetan level!
Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 1y
Lol
SJ0@hilariouschaos.com · 4 pts · 1y
"I make my own cheese. With muh dick."
Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 1y
Lol
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot kids inside you
Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 1y
Holy shit lol
xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
Are you a factor of a word in a regular language? Because I’d like to pump you up.
Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 1y
Lol
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Hi, I'm Rhynoplaz.
Alice@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 1y
Aw