Danny the Barnacle

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28 Comments

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 1y
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gofsckyourself@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y (12 replies)

Gotta love the quality of these images. Why not go further?

gregor@gregtech.eu · 21 pts · 1y (11 replies)

further

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y (10 replies)
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gregor@gregtech.eu · 13 pts · 1y (9 replies)

Enhanced

A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (8 replies)

gregor@gregtech.eu · 8 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Are you in a video call lol

Fortatech@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Redex68@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Lol, it's a covid-era episode of Gianmarco Soresi's podcast

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 1y (8 replies)

...penguins do not have penises. Both sexes have orifices called cloacas that are used both for reproduction and for waste.

JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (7 replies)

All birds do.

mearce@programming.dev · 33 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Ducks and geese are some birds that have penises

LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's some cloaca & dagger shit.

Uli@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y

Get out. No, don't get your coat. Just go.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Why would a governmental spying drone need a penis? You make no sense!

Iapar@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1y
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Everything, even government drones, needs a hobby.

VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Do swans have them? Or was Leda just into some weird shit?

owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

One day we'll find out that Danny DeVito passed away, and none of us will be ready for that. Fucking legend.

HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

'When compared to its size' is important because the length is only 4 inches.

TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Only 4 inches? Look at mister monster cock over here.

HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

'Only 4 inches' for being called 'largest' lol. I am still jealous of the barnacle.

1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I think i have too much genes from whatever ones we share with gorillas personally.

psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's useful to not be too long for your partner, and there are positions that work around length/depth mismatches

1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

yes im just playing around. my size is i guess average, but when i was growing up watching porn, it of course made me feel unsecure that my penis was not long enough. When i have had sex, they never have had a orgasam from my dick, and that made me feel even more unsecure when they would break up with me for "other reasons"

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y

A treasure.