The last time my boyfriend heard "colder than a witch's tit" he reached over and touched my boob ans said, "Well they feel pretty warm to me so you need a better system of measurement."
Well, not those belonging to the one in the cover picture. Those would be some gloomy, depressing tits. Like two deflated balloons hanging from a slab of jerky.
13 Comments
Ste41th@lemmy.ml · 35 pts · 1y
“Hocus pocus my titty is now in focus”
Idk just thought that’d be something they’d say,
I’ll show myself out
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y
Hocus pocus my titty is now in focus - abrakazam these hard boys a witch will slam - open sesame lonely witches need company
shoop@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 1y
thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Your clues giving me a clue!
Strath@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I've heard they are very cold
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y
The last time my boyfriend heard "colder than a witch's tit" he reached over and touched my boob ans said, "Well they feel pretty warm to me so you need a better system of measurement."
I'm probably gonna marry him.
Maultasche@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
The Hard
yBoysNum10ck@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
And Thus Goth Began.
dumbass@leminal.space · 8 pts · 1y
*Politely raises hand*
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 7 pts · 1y
Who doesn't??
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I'm sold.
gnutrino@programming.dev · 7 pts · 1y
I'm solid
AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
Well, not those belonging to the one in the cover picture. Those would be some gloomy, depressing tits. Like two deflated balloons hanging from a slab of jerky.