Uj/ pro tip: wear a Single eye slit because if it's cold enough to wear a balaclava then I don't want to leave my lips out in the elements to get chapped and also it's easier to wear sunglasses with
I too like the oversized hoodie. While the spotlighted chin is tasteful, I really enjoy setting up a projector to project the code i'm hacking directly onto my face.
Mouth hole feels weird when it rubs against my lips, and not having one means people can't see when I make kissy faces at them so I can do it as much as I want. It's worth having to smell my own breath, I think
24 Comments
don@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 1y
3-hole is for robbing physical banks, everyone knows this.
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
But then how will I eat my cheetos?
don@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
lol chopsticks obv
SaintWacko@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 1y
Exactly. Hacking requires fingerless black gloves
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Uj/ pro tip: wear a Single eye slit because if it's cold enough to wear a balaclava then I don't want to leave my lips out in the elements to get chapped and also it's easier to wear sunglasses with
deus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
What if it's not cold but you still wanna look like a proper hacker?
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Just use black shoe polish
manicdave@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 1y
I prefer an oversized black hoodie and a spotlight positioned to only reveal my chin
Cort@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I too like the oversized hoodie. While the spotlighted chin is tasteful, I really enjoy setting up a projector to project the code i'm hacking directly onto my face.
Beryl@jlai.lu · 11 pts · 1y
Aren't the hoodie and fingerless gloves the traditional garments for this type of endeavour ?
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Sunglasses that reflect my code.
shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y
I'M IN
Aeri@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I think the one without the mouth hole is better
SpiceDealer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
3 holes but not for hacking rather for fighting for a free and united Ireland.
Tiocfaidh ar la!
car bomb
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Just realised that my home office is so fucking frigid that I would be justified working on the computer in one of these.
As forthe question... Left. I'm trying to eat less anyway.
YottaDren@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
3 hole to sip that mountain dew obvi
peto@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
This is the way.
TheOctonaut@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Slit for hacking, holes for unifying the 32 counties
aramis87@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
Three hole, to avoid fogging up my glasses.
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y
Mouth hole feels weird when it rubs against my lips, and not having one means people can't see when I make kissy faces at them so I can do it as much as I want. It's worth having to smell my own breath, I think
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
3 hole, how else do you Baja blast?
AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I'd prefer fingertip-less gloves, my hands get soooo cold versus the rest of my body when I'm in my poorly insulated office.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
I said in the other thread… GENTLEMEN
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 99d
the single slit is FIRE