A hobbit diet can't do this

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hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 58 pts · 1y

Frodo wouldn't dare to use the ring like this, but Elijah Wood

Albbi@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Ok yeah, but 2020-2024 took like 10 years. I bet he finally has aged now.

vinnymac@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y

Paparazzi snapped this photo of him just yesterday after a cocaine binge Old Frodo

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Idk about you, but 2020 itself was a decade.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Yeah, and then 2021-2024 was like 3 months, and now we have to face another trump administration? FML.

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That's how the ring works. The first 20 years, you don't age. After the next four, BAM Gollum.

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

If LotR was written by JK Rowling, prolonged exposure to the ring would turn you black. Gollum would be a minstrel show stereotype.

ZeffSyde@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

His sideburns are receding, though.

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

No, Frodo did not, in fact, destroy the ring.
It was Gollum that done did the deed!

snazzles@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

He did say he stole the ring after shooting

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

It's the butthole tasing that keeps him young. Same for Ryan Reynolds.

Rekonok@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

The left pict was taken in Valinor with different light set

sdcSpade@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y

A good wig makes all the difference.