That’s the thing with pizza. By most standards, that’s shit pizza. On the other hand, it’s hard to fuck up bread, sauce, cheese, and some veggies. I would absolutely eat and enjoy that if it were put in front me.
There's a pizza spot near my hometown that serves square slices, and their dough is sweet and thin like pie crust. It's either a love or hate kinda thing but a definite must try. I can only ever stomach one slice because it's so greasy.
My bonus is always money. Half of goes to taxes before it reaches me. Then I use the part I get to pay my other taxes. After this I have just enough left to get myself a pizza.
25 Comments
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 44 pts · 1y
I can't decide if that pizza looks delicious or terrible
adarza@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 1y
depends on how hungry you are
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 1y
Also, free pizza always tastes better
technojamin@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
That’s the thing with pizza. By most standards, that’s shit pizza. On the other hand, it’s hard to fuck up bread, sauce, cheese, and some veggies. I would absolutely eat and enjoy that if it were put in front me.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 1y
Honestly it looks like the crust seems half decent.
agless@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
That's good pizza. The cheese gets yellow like that from browning
Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
To me I think if I set aside the square slices, it looks like tasty pizza; I think I've just only ever had square pizza that kinda sucked
(I know there are kinds of square pizza that are delicious, I just associate it with shitty school lunch pizza from when I was a kid)
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
There's a pizza spot near my hometown that serves square slices, and their dough is sweet and thin like pie crust. It's either a love or hate kinda thing but a definite must try. I can only ever stomach one slice because it's so greasy.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
after all the Altoona pizza memes, that looks pretty good
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y
It's wild to me that the world is now aware of Altoona Pizza. It was a local joke when I lived in that area.
Zier@fedia.io · 18 pts · 1y
Square Pizza = I hate my employees & I'm too cheap to give you full pizza. Triangle Pizza = We appreciate you very much!
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 1y
I'll spend $100 to make you feel "appreciated" instead of something actually beneficial.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
Theres always a broccoli one. Every time.
makyo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
🤢
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I mean if you surround it with chicken and some Alfredo instead of marinara you got yourself a pretty nice pizza.
But that's not what they did. They must be one of those that throws broccoli into their spaghetti. Not on the side,.. in.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
These are pizzas that a company ordered from some pizza place.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Switched careers a year ago. This is the first time in over twenty years I’ve gotten a bonus that’s money. It’s surreal.
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
My bonus is always money. Half of goes to taxes before it reaches me. Then I use the part I get to pay my other taxes. After this I have just enough left to get myself a pizza.
Sprokes@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
If most of your bonus go to taxes and you still have money for a pizza then you are not poor and nothing to complain about.
joel1974@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Because he likes Brocollli on it and not many people do? 100% seems like high odds though.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
I don't even eat pizza but all square pizzas just seem horrible to me.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Looks like a Deluxe and a Cheese Pizza ... it usually means the company is partially appreciative of you.
If you had had a Deluxe, a Meat Lovers and a Coke to go with it! Man, you would have been happy to know your company will keep you for another month.
ComplacentGoat@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
False. We got a bunch of good pizza a couple of weeks ago, then came in yesterday to mass layoffs.
TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Ah, the proverbial last meal
Ab_intra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Is that peppes pizza? 🤣