God's Plan

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SARGE@startrek.website · 33 pts · 1y (11 replies)
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ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

The fact that you used 3 different list symbols got me lmao

daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Cuatro.- God is all powerful but its also evil. Chthulhu timeline!

samus12345@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That's covered by possibility number 1.

daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Idk, I would dedicate my life to a evil god if I knew it was real.

samus12345@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

At least it's not pretending to be something it's not, I guess.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

A few more:

Delta, there is a god and he's good because nothing in this reality really matters, it's just a test (for us) or experiment (that we are a part of).

Five) after being more hands on in the old times, and trying many different things, god decided to try again elsewhere and just lets shit play out as it will here.

六> We are god experiencing a reality as lesser beings because it gets boring being all powerful and knowing. Any godly effects are done for entertainment purposes rather than making things better or worse.

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

nit: if you are just going to use another language then you can just enumerate every language and then remove languages that have duplicate names for numbers. It's less impressive then different notations.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Yeah, though I'd argue using kanji is different notation. Unless you meant delta and five both being spelled out in English. Should have used Δ lol.

SARGE@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Yeah, that last one is my preferred one. Who knows if it's true or not, but if I could pick which one was true, I'd pick that one. I think it would have the best combination of getting all questions answered while also being able to keep existence interesting. It's a way to be immortal without regretting it, if mortality even applies to whatever we really are that is experiencing all of this.

I wonder if there were eons of boredom before the possibly even occurred and if there will be eons more of boredom after the one ends. Or if there's simultaneously a multitude of planets with life that we can experience. Maybe even a multitude of universes to experience life on.

Going really far with the idea, there's a possibility that all fiction and creative storytelling is actually a part of us just recounting something that happened to other parts of us in places with similar rules or very different ones.

Like infinite monkeys in infinite universes with infinite laws of physics and infinite definitions of "monkey" playing out every possible permutation of every possible existence.

someacnt@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

But what if good & evil does not exist in an objective sense, and it depends on individual circumstances? Then the god obv need not conform to the standards. They can be both good and evil.

Idk about worshipping part, people seem to worship powerful beings.

itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is called deism, by the way. The idea that God made the world and now just let's it run.

Matriks404@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

God

Or an administrator/programmer.

Murple_27@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y

God is a Dwarf Fortress player.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Which god would that be?

1rre@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'd wager the same one who put all their energy into the the big bang then has just had the worst hangover ever since

BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y

I’d be willing to accept this theology

samus12345@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Whatever hypothetical god created the universe.

holycrap@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

God of the gaps

TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

A nobleman went to a distant country to get royal power for himself and then return. He summoned ten of his slaves, and gave them ten pounds, and said to them, ‘Do business with these until I come back.’ But the citizens of his country hated him and sent a delegation after him, saying, ‘We do not want this man to rule over us.’ When he returned, having received royal power, he ordered these slaves, to whom he had given the money, to be summoned so that he might find out what they had gained by trading.

The first came forward and said, ‘Lord, your pound has made ten more pounds.’ He said to him, ‘Well done, good slave! Because you have been trustworthy in a very small thing, take charge of ten cities.’

Then the second came, saying, ‘Lord, your pound has made five pounds.’ He said to him, ‘And you, rule over five cities.’

Then the third came, saying, ‘Lord, here is your pound. I wrapped it up in a piece of cloth, for I was afraid of you, because you are a harsh man; you take what you did not deposit, and reap what you did not sow.’ He said to him, ‘I will judge you by your own words, you wicked slave! You knew, did you, that I was a harsh man, taking what I did not deposit and reaping what I did not sow? Why then did you not put my money into the bank? Then when I returned, I could have collected it with interest.’ He said to the bystanders, ‘Take the pound from him and give it to the one who has ten pounds.’

Then the fourth came, saying, 'Lord, I killed the rest of your slaves and used the pounds to make myself a cushy house, saying I did so in your name, and in this house, I formed a cult where I told my followers I was totally an expert and a legitimate authority on your will, and now dedicate that cult to ask you for even more handouts while I and my council of zealots get rich and live cushy lives off of their backs' He did not say anything to him, but left quickly, wondering how far his engineer's catapults were effective from.

kemsat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

God: “Ehh, they’ll figure it out eventually.”

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y

God made everything better for the intelligent life that didnt kill His son and just left Earth alone