It seems like sloppy bastards are a thing that happens to most people, and yet no one talks about it. I'd like to talk about it.
It seems like sloppy bastards are a thing that happens to most people, and yet no one talks about it. I'd like to talk about it.
13 Comments
alquicksilver@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Not necessarily on the first day, but period poos are the fucking worst.
AquaTofana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
For me they're always the most uncomfortable due to the...feeling of them, but they're also by far the most gratifying afterwards.
I just feel like I relieve so much pressure/bloat and my cramps are temporarily alleviated.
CM400@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I asked my wife, and she said “basically what alquicksilver said”, and then followed it up by saying “it’s not like diarrhea, but like diarrhea’s ugly cousin.”
Lennnny@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Omg yes. So much technicality too. Like, I just put a tampon in, these things are expensive.
alquicksilver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The only time I have ever had a tampon come out on its own, even partially, was during a super heavy flow day as I was on the pot. That was one of the singular most unpleasant feelings I've had on a toilet.
eRac@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 1y
My wife does. It's rough in a one-toilet apartment some months.
AquaTofana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Oh jesus, between this reason and the fact that my husband's guts are a legit mixing ground for chemical warfare, our marriage would not survive a one bathroom household.
dingus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Not specifically the first day, no. But in general during my period yes.
Bluetreefrog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
OP, please re-word to be an open-ended question.
Lennnny@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Done, sorry. Btw how are your shits?
shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Often but not always.
RBWells@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I am past that time, but yes my experience was -
Before period, but past ovulation, the premenstrual - a little too much energy, so much sex drive, good appetite, a little constipated.
As soon as period starts, everything lets go. Horrible migraine, loose stools, no appetite. So bad for about 3 days then after that it was just blood. That drop in hormones that lets the period start can be brutal, and right at ovulation a mini version of the same drop happens, which I always found perplexing, because it tanked my sex drive. Seems like bad design.
polarpear11@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
That's how I always knew my period was about to start: diarrhea city.