I had need for two batteries earlier today and mulled the need to walk down to the village. My mum however had recently cleaned an old drawer and had two of the exact right batteries in her pocket.

Remember to return an offering to the junk draw.

Ma, you gots any pocket batteries?

Sounds like prosperity gospel at work. The Lord has shined on you this day.

One of these days I’m going to use a cable from the cable box.

Ah now that's a good feeling!