Police Chief quits, so entire police department quits too, and nobody will say why

https://archive.ph/31Snq

"This is a developing story," says the last line. Hmmm. Anyone have a guess why every cop in town would quit?

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einlander@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I bet someone is going to be under investigation soon and far too many people will be implicated. Probably wait before they can get fired.

DougHolland@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Yeah, that's my guess, too. Something's coming down, and the entire department was in on it.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y (3 replies)

They've all decided to quit so they can devote full time to their passion for wife beating. No that can't be it. Only 40% of them love it that much and they can't all have partners.

I guess we'll just have to wait and see why a militarized group of fascists operating with minimal oversight would act like a secretive local junta.

Default_Defect@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Only 40% ADMIT to beating their wives.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

They love it that much, exactly. Everyone needs a hobby, right?

Captain_Hampockets@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Or have been caught.

FelonMusk@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y
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Shikadi@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 3y

Someone probably told them to stop killing for fun

chemicalprophet@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

Fuck the police 🏴🏴🏴