HOLLY EVER LOVING SHIT WE JUST HIT 1K SUBSCRIBERS

Mark your calendars everyone. We have a new national holiday.

cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee was something I stole from that other site, and with very minimal work I rode on the hard work of others to give me a feeling of superiority. I am so proud of all the work I took credit for, and for all the maps that create a reality we'd rather live in.

This is a fantastic Christmas gift, and I will donate all the money I have made on this site to the Church of Latter Day Saints and also the Church of the Satanic Temple just to cover my bases. I hope we all celebrate tonight by drinking a handle of hand sanitizer, snorting some ketamine, giving whipits to at risk youth, and fighting a cop with a sword.

We have done some amazing work, and I have made some amazing announcements to celebrate arbitrary subscription milestones which is what head mods do I guess. I want to thank thepiccardmanuever@lemmy.world for constantly posting at the expense of their family and friends, probablynaked@lemmy.world for teaching me how to sniff glue, pugjesus@lemmy.world for their posts and commitment to corporate espionage, and for all of you who came here by mistake. You may never leave.

Happy Holidays and I hope you have an unhinged new year,

~Meep