c/showerthoughts · by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1yThe Batcave is suspiciously guano-free. Alfred has some really thankless jobs. "Alfred, there's bat shit on the batputer again." "Coming, Master Bruce. I just need to fetch the wet wipes again." 185 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
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DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 56 pts · 1y
Perhaps harvesting the guano is where the Wayne family wealth truly comes from.
Deebster@programming.dev · 30 pts · 1y
Wayne Industries Organic Fertilizer
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 1y
GWNO .... (pronounced Guano)
Greater
Wayne
Nitrogen
Organics
rockerface@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
They need to expand into other countries so that they can rename to Greater International Wayne Nitrogen Organics
teft@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
In front of my house is a mango tree. My house is white. Also there are lots of bats in the neighborhood.
Needless to say, I wish I had an Alfred.
Zahille7@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I'm jealous of that mango tree though... Mango is my favorite fruit
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 1y
Batman arrives at the crime scene with drippings of wet grey guano running down the left side of his chest
Joker: ..... HAHAHAHA ... what's that Batman ... you're little friends show you a bit of love?
Batman mumbles: ..... hughhg? ... (looks down at his suit) ... ALFRED!!!!!!!
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
That probably means Batman smells like batshit, and everyone is too afraid to tell him.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
No, they're not!
🎶Jingle bells,
Batman smells..🎵
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Sure, but has anyone sang that around him?
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Not within 6 feet. Not because of the danger, but you can't inhale any closer
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
The mask is actually a nasal cannula so that he can avoid the stench of guano on his suit, his cape, his car, his bike, his plane, his mansion.... everything.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
I think he's been around it for so long he doesn't even notice it
sir_pronoun@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Don't mention the parasites you get from bat poop (was it all a fever dream? The whole batman saga?)
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
BATMAN CAUSED COVID!
shig@misanthropolis.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
Bat wipes. They have many uses.
Slovene@feddit.nl · 0 pts · 1y
I bet lots of batcum on the keyboard too. And not from the animals.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
The Robins were all teenagers.
Slovene@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
So Batman was a groomer?! Disgusting!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I mean...