What's the weirdest way(you're willing to admit) that you've made yourself cum? NSFW

Tub faucet. I was a pre-teen. Not saying more.

Physically? Toilet paper tube when I was like 8-10yo. For another? One gf had a thing for, in a police car. Best I could manage was bent over the hood of one... Which happened to be her cousin's. So not too too crazy. Conceptually? My cousin that I only saw a few times was a little older and hot when I was still 8-12yo. That motivated some tributes at some point. Very teen babysitter, with big brown doe eyes, puffies, and never wore a bra vibe.

My most teeth gritting orgasm ever was from a carrot.

Memorably I also reached the happy place from the water jets in a jaccuzi.

Not that weird but that time I managed to get 4 fingers fully in was pretty nice

One oft those yellow\black dishwashing sponges in the bathroo(m). I was a stupid kid

vacuum cleaner

Stonking great pay rise.

Sometimes you do, don't you? Just a tiny little bit. It'd be rude not to.

Water jets and jacuzi type bubbly hot tubs in public pools have made me cum in public a few times.

Sometimes I put a small vibrator into a condom and put it on. I wear it with undies and pants while doing chores until I cum.

Once I came from the vibrations while riding as a passenger behind my then gf on her motorcycle. That one felt good but the mess was bad.

The weirdest would be from bumping my toe accidentally a couple times in a row. How that did the trick? No idea

The neck of a bottle of whisky