Sure, both sets of carbon atoms were fused together in the heart of a star. Then there was some photosynthesis and digestion to rearrange the atoms into different shapes, and hey presto, man and chair.
I started getting Stockholm syndrome near the end, would catch myself whistling along to all I want for Christmas.... The mental torment of Christmas retail
I have such a hatred for xmas music that I deliberately avoid retail stores between Thanksgiving and the new year. Having worked multiple retail gigs, it's the worst thing in the world.
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stevedice@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 1y
I don't know why but this reminds me of this image
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 1y
A carbon man sits on a carbon chair. Is the chair made out of flesh, or is he made out of chair? He screams. For he does not know.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Was the chair created in the same exact way as the man, only cut out in a different shape?
iii@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
Yes, chair and man share same creator praise be 🤲
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 1y
Sure, both sets of carbon atoms were fused together in the heart of a star. Then there was some photosynthesis and digestion to rearrange the atoms into different shapes, and hey presto, man and chair.
dumbass@leminal.space · 10 pts · 1y
I started getting Stockholm syndrome near the end, would catch myself whistling along to all I want for Christmas.... The mental torment of Christmas retail
iii@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
Has anyone seen this man? The answer is yes.
NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Have you dreamed this man?
Maelvie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Indeed...
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 1y
I have such a hatred for xmas music that I deliberately avoid retail stores between Thanksgiving and the new year. Having worked multiple retail gigs, it's the worst thing in the world.
https://www.yfbspod.com/christmas-music-sucks-part-6
Cort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/8SVPH9pSJUY
This one has been stuck in my head for weeks, and I kinda don't mind.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
What kind of light does he carry?
Maelvie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y