c/lemmyshitpost · by sparky@lemmy.federate.cc · 1yAn excellent use of company time 987 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world · 155 pts · 1y
Boss makes a thousand
I make a buck
That's why I use the company laser engraver
And don't give a fuck
lobut@lemmy.ca · 68 pts · 1y
Boss makes a thousand
I make a penny
So I say, "fuck work"
I'll spend time on Lemmy
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc · 15 pts · 1y
This is amazing
codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 1y
It's only "wage theft"
when they take time from you.
But slack off for what's left:
shocked pikachu
namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev · 17 pts · 1y
Today, management learns about the Streissand Effect.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
Do laser engravers have a consumable component? It's not like there's a tank of liquid photons.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
Assuming its a CO2 tube laser. It does have a certain runtime until the tube burns out. And its like $300 for a new tube depending on the model and wattage
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Hey boss, here's $300 and I'll use it whenever and as much as I want.
wolfpack86@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Electricity is pretty consumable
Bread@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
The laser part is consumable, albeit very slowly. Moving parts age with wear and tear.
Manzas@lemdro.id · 2 pts · 1y
Kinda, the lens can burn out and the bearings can wear out, but I wouldn't be concerned that's just regular maintenance.
twotonebax@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Do laser engravers take much time to do a run? I suppose time is consumable if there's a queue of stuff needing to be done.
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I love it. Great post
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc · 5 pts · 1y
Damn, that means I failed, considering this is Lemmy shitpost 🥲
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I meant an excellent shitpost