He’d also seemed unusually preoccupied during the skydiving instructional videos we’d play for him at half speed so his horse brain could have extra time to process them, even though we would always hang a carrot between him and the screen to keep him looking in the right direction.
Need to start off by training a horse to drive a forklift with this method.
When I was a kid there was a book about a vain horse named Nitter Pitter, and this horse is the exact image of Nitter Pitter that lives in my head. So RIP NitPit I guess.
14 Comments
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 50 pts · 1y
Somewhere there's a horse shaped crater...
blackluster117@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
This is my hole! It was made for me!
Birch@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
By, for, semantics
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
"Oh no, not again..."
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y
I need a source, onion or not
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Sure. Here ya go
https://clickhole.com/not-a-sad-time-but-a-joyful-one-the-horse-weve-been-training-to-skydive-has-returned-to-the-arms-of-the-lord/
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Need to start off by training a horse to drive a forklift with this method.
iii@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 1y
Oh how lucky she is
j4k3@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
ruled a leap of faith
klemptor@startrek.website · 8 pts · 1y
When I was a kid there was a book about a vain horse named Nitter Pitter, and this horse is the exact image of Nitter Pitter that lives in my head. So RIP NitPit I guess.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Taken too soon 😭
regdog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
They returned to the lords arms at a speed of 60 meters per second.
jettrscga@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Would you say the Lord's hug was primarily gravity-propelled?
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Must have gone out with a splash