Brain freeze

Piderman

The form said "name", not "first name".

I once fucked up with this while enrolling for my bachelor's degree. To me name implies the full name, with last name and any other names and words in between. So I put there (I have no second names etc). Then I had to separately enter my last name, which was weird but okay, I guess that's relevant info that can't always easily be extracted from the full name.

Of course, I then got a letter with "Dear ,". It became a meme in my friend group that my name is basically my first name followed by infinite repetitions of my last name. And I haven't really learnt from it either, it has happened at least once more because I will always interpret "name" as full name.

Name:

First name:

Middle name (*n):

Last name:

Full name:

Title name:

Ceremonial name:

Nickname:

...

Am i missing any?

Dt: Thanks for all the additions!

Took me to long to realize the joke, I do the same thing.

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Okay, hear me out

What if we put 'last name' first to put down so that we never fuck it up again?

Given name/family name fixes this, including four cultures where family name goes first.

(P)icked-a-piece-of-pickled-pepper.

Ftfy