Let's play Mario Kart!

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23 Comments

Godnroc@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y (8 replies)

The windows, mirrors, and turn signals are all exposed. They at least made an effort.

seathru@lemmy.sdf.org · 28 pts · 1y (5 replies)

It also looks like it has been upfitted for wheelchair access. They may not be able to get the top.

Still would not make me any less mad if I was sharing the road with them. But I might feel a little bad after giving them the what for.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

You give him the finger, he reaches down, pulls up his leg, and gives you the middle toe.

Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How can you tell it's been upfitted for wheelchair access?

WordBox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Wheel arch space and van door side skirt. Looks like a Braun or whatever build.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Look at that wheel arch - there’s TONS of space above the wheel. Normal cars and vans do not have suspension configured like that.

WordBox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yeah, nothing else to worry about. Especially not the one who will have his windshield smashed by this block of ice once it breaks free on the highway.

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

Sounds like someone else's problem to me

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 26 pts · 1y (12 replies)

Doing 85mph

Slamming on breaks

Yeah you're not driving in ice are you

lime@feddit.nu · 25 pts · 1y (2 replies)

doing 85
slamming on the brakes
doing 84

Jolteon@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Going 83, but sideways
Going 82, but backwards
Going zero, adjacent to barricade.

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Cdda driving be like

And009@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 1y

Flies off the freeway

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Kamikazes the Tesla.

Both cars explode.

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'd do it

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

Done

Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz · -1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

With ABS and ESP I wouldn't think it's a problem. Not gonna go out and try though.

rothaine@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It is. Your brakes can't do much when your tires have zero traction

Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

Some countries have real winter tires.

paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1y

Tricky, as the Tesla would also have to be stopping/stopped for decent impact. Better as a cure for a tailgater, maybe.

zxqwas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Fill in the paperwork for a darwin award first.

Best case you'll rear end your intended target.

M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's fun when it starts to melt just a little and a big chunk slides down obscuring most of your windshield causing you to mildly crash into a neighbor's garbage can. Ask me how I know.

Lightfire228@pawb.social · 2 pts · 1y

Don't leave snow on the roof when you drive

It can peel off in a giant ice sheet in the wind and destroy the car behind you

Or otherwise, create a mini blizzard and make it impossible to see