Well thank God. I was worried I couldn't be a real femcel because I'm a cis straight man who didn't even know what this group was or why it's on me feed. Glad to hear non of that excludes me from being a real femcel.
So how are we getting rid of these fakers y'all, because they are really a pain in the balls if you know what I mean. Femcels unite!
As a survivor who has spent time in multiple institutions, "you need to have successfully attempted" doesn't really bother me. This is the kind of joke that I like.
If I see a cw, I assume it's for something taken seriously and that I would have skipped reading.
42 Comments
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 74 pts · 1y
They are gatekeeping being miserable 😭
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 1y
I would think the 3 successful suicide attempts would give away that this is satire.
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 1y
Well yeah, my comment isn’t serious either.
OrganicMustard@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y
Gatekeep, girlboss, goon
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 1y
Sure am! There is to be no misery in this comm unless you're properly qualified 💅💅💅
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 71 pts · 1y
You're not a real femcel because of some gatekeepy bs 😒
I'm not a real femcel because I'm a figment of your imagination 💅
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 1y
Real 💯
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
Unreal 10^3^
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 47 pts · 1y
Wow that's a high bar: 3 successful suicide attempts.
You can only be admitted to the club if you have haunted your apartment for atleast 50 years.
weeeeum@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
I thought you said
:3 suicide attempts
And I started laughing my ass off
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
You know it's like how 2 negative numbers become positive again you just kill yourself -> dead? Kill yourself again -> alive again. And so on.
Aeao@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
Well thank God. I was worried I couldn't be a real femcel because I'm a cis straight man who didn't even know what this group was or why it's on me feed. Glad to hear non of that excludes me from being a real femcel.
So how are we getting rid of these fakers y'all, because they are really a pain in the balls if you know what I mean. Femcels unite!
WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 1y
Femcel icon
Aeao@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I mean... I'm not saying I should win the nobel prize for this but it would be nice to be nominated.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
Wrong.
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
wait, I could be dating chatgpt this entire time?
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 1y
Only if you're a FRAUD!!!
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
doesn't matter, got laid?
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
shit, you just reminded me of this
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 27 pts · 1y
Already a contender for biggest troll post award of 2025
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 1y
I'm so fake I'm not even a real femcel
Soulg@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
I'm so fake I'm not even a real fem
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
I'm so fake I'm not even real
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
I'm
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
In't
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
Tbf, gatekeeping is a requirement.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 1y
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
This reminds me of the grilled cheese post
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
Fucking melts!
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y
douhavetododisgustingstuffsinapartmenttobefemcel..?Boomkop3@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 1y
Or basement, to each their own :p
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y
Yes.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
:(
X(
EDIT: you know what? then i don't wanna be a femcel. maybe that's oki too
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
In all sincerity that's probably a good thing.
Boomkop3@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 1y
femcel gatekeeping, nice
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 1y
Ngl kinda feel bad for whatever GKer just got demolished so hard
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Content warning for suicide would be appreciated
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 1y
As a survivor who has spent time in multiple institutions, "you need to have successfully attempted" doesn't really bother me. This is the kind of joke that I like.
If I see a cw, I assume it's for something taken seriously and that I would have skipped reading.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
You're probably right but this is the community in which we joke about being mentally unhealthy loners so 🤷♀️
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
What have I just read? There's a lot of rage packed there. I'm an angry person and that honestly scared me.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
I mean it's pretty clearly satire, but even so, I feel like anger is sorta part and parcel of the incel sphere.
Saithe@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
It’s a copypasta. The original post was very angry