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SoupBrick@yiffit.net · 160 pts · 1y (6 replies)

"We have to keep trying!" ~Elon to Trump

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 1y (5 replies)

The first sentence of a horrible Elon x Trump fanfiction.

SGG@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y (4 replies)

What do you mean fiction? Why else would Musk have moved in with Turnip?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 1y (3 replies)

HE WHAT!?!

apocalypticat@lemmy.world · 95 pts · 1y (15 replies)

Besides the idiocy of the statement, these people don't understand the toll that pregnancy has on the body.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 63 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Elon definitely looks like he's been pregnant 17 times...

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Idk, Elong looks significantly worse than that

DerArzt@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I guess he's running low on blood boys.

damnedfurry@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

In what way, exactly?

qyron@sopuli.xyz · -9 pts · 1y (10 replies)

And yet, so many women still opt for having numerous large families.

P.s.

My native language double crossed me on that sentence.

HK65@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Wut?

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Regardless pregnancy and birth being an highly stressful and toll taking endeavour for a woman's body, many still opt to have large families, out of their own volition.

I really don't see how much clearer I can get in my wording.

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You could say that about a lot of things. Boxing enacts an extreme toll on a boxers body, in training, in match prep and in the fight itself, yet many of them continue to come back to the ring.

Sometimes the thing that is a struggle and exacts a toll has a reward that makes it worth it. It doesnt mean the struggle to get the thing wasn't difficult or debilitating.

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y

You're right and I whole heartdly agree with you.

I was trying to express that exact same idea on my first comment, with obviously disastrous outcome.

HK65@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yeah, I got confused by the numerous / large there.

Some peeps get away with having two families, but it usually is the guy because it's easier to father children on "business trips" than to do a whole pregnancy.

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

Travel salesman family arrangement.

It's the classic joke in my country.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

True, but 17 is rare and wild.

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Today.

A great-grandmother of mine had 19.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How many of them lived to adulthood?

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

Only two died. One fell off a wall at 6, the other was attacked by a dog. Most never married.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So he admits at least 17 guys have nutted in him

Spezi@feddit.org · 15 pts · 1y

At least 18, one of them is sterile due to age and bad nutrition.

TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 56 pts · 1y (4 replies)

What on earth is the implication here?

Edit: I've learned far more about this man's personal life than I wanted to, wtf lmao I feel so bad for his kids

misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Elon has like a dozen kids and his dad compares having kids to horse breeding and believes that the only thing we’re here on earth to do is have kids. So I think the implication is that Elon is a fucking psycho who would allow himself to be impregnated in order to further grow humanity (which is something Elon has said he wants to encourage everyone to do).

Denjin@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 1y

The reboot of Succession in 20 years is going to be wild.

Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 55 pts · 1y

Elon takes it up the ass on the regular.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 1y

Dude has a serious breeding fetish. He does not keep it to himself, at all.

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 1y

I doubt he would think the same after having one for 9 months

Nunar@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y

He would have had 17 abortions

lazynooblet@lazysoci.al · 18 pts · 1y

After 16 children choose emancipation....

crazyminner@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 1y

Men can give birth though....

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Put Elon in the title so that my spam filter works. Thank you.

XOXOX@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Found another Elon alt account.

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

I don't support him in any way, just though that musk mpreg was funny.

bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

MPREG MUSK

8000gnat@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y

MPRUSK