My high school boyfriend was a grower (and he wasn’t done actually growing taller when we dated, so it’s probably different now), but when he was totally soft, this is basically what his dick and balls looked like. I used to wonder how he aimed to pee, but I couldn’t figure out a way to ask it without crushing him, so I never did.
I'm a grower and it's pretty easy to aim, pretty hard to sit and pee sometimes when it's super shrunk.
Sometimes it's just pushing the tip down a little - it's pointed pretty right when retracted, sometimes it's easier to just stretch my penis to give enough to get two fingers onto
Don't worry about hurting a guy who's a grower by asking about his penis while it's small, maybe be boggled at how it gets so big when it's erect when starting so tiny
you can ask any guy that's been swimming tbh they get this size in extreme cold. and you can aim by moving your hips but also it's not like you cant aim that hot dog
god i fucking love how our cuisine just doesn't give a single fuck and will try anything
it's not even that strange of an idea really, since meatballs are bog standard.
What bothers me most is the unrealistic girth of the dog compared to the bun. Most dogs fit down into buns with the top of the dog slightly under the bun
33 Comments
Mwallerby@startrek.website · 27 pts · 1y
Conversely, spotted this recently
Stovetop@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
__nobodynowhere@startrek.website · 0 pts · 1y
Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de · 26 pts · 1y
Shotdog x)
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
My high school boyfriend was a grower (and he wasn’t done actually growing taller when we dated, so it’s probably different now), but when he was totally soft, this is basically what his dick and balls looked like. I used to wonder how he aimed to pee, but I couldn’t figure out a way to ask it without crushing him, so I never did.
Comment105@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Should've asked him how it feels to piss on his own balls, I believe that's the sensitive way to go about it.
psud@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 1y
I'm a grower and it's pretty easy to aim, pretty hard to sit and pee sometimes when it's super shrunk.
Sometimes it's just pushing the tip down a little - it's pointed pretty right when retracted, sometimes it's easier to just stretch my penis to give enough to get two fingers onto
Don't worry about hurting a guy who's a grower by asking about his penis while it's small, maybe be boggled at how it gets so big when it's erect when starting so tiny
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
you can ask any guy that's been swimming tbh they get this size in extreme cold. and you can aim by moving your hips but also it's not like you cant aim that hot dog
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y
It's not that short... It's pretty much average, right?
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Microdogus
M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
It's a good size.
sykael@startrek.website · 16 pts · 1y
Everything reminds me of him...
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 1y
Hotball
UwU
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Hot dogball
WuW
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
That's brown pacman with the head of a dick in its mouth
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
waka waka
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Let me guess, procedural hot dog made with geometry nodes in Blender?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
You can't make a hot dog ball by putting it in the blender, stupid, it becomes dust which you shouldn't breathe.
evidences@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Hotdog dust, don't breathe this.
drunkman@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
pacman
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
gobblin' deez nut
halfapage@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
lime@feddit.nu · 7 pts · 1y
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Jag älskar att det där var en grej
NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Hotdog Slider!
danc4498@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Honestly, why has nobody made hot dog nuggets? Seems like a missed opportunity. Or maybe just a choking hazard.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Literal translation ball sausage and fun sausage.
danc4498@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Does this imply the balls are the fun part of the sausage?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Definitely the fun part.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
sausage is stored in the balls
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
god i fucking love how our cuisine just doesn't give a single fuck and will try anything
it's not even that strange of an idea really, since meatballs are bog standard.
Jourei@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Pacman eating a meatball of sorts
TheFriar@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
It’s a butthole on a bun of sorts
Philharmonic3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
What bothers me most is the unrealistic girth of the dog compared to the bun. Most dogs fit down into buns with the top of the dog slightly under the bun
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I've eaten ones like this tho. Longer, but incredibly girthy.
4oreman@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 1y
shrinkflation