When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)
Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I'm told it looks very cool
Such a threatening energy, I love it
Atmospheric shot of Whitby Abbey I took on my honeymoon
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
Ahhh les petites cellules grises 🧠
Led me to this wonderful list
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_compounds_with_unusual_names
When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)
Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I'm told it looks very cool
"Clarence, I have a slight headache"
"Me too, Geoffrey"
Conversely, spotted this recently
NGL I kinda forgot about rugby, fair point
Europeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot "football"
Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands "football"
One of these makes more sense to me... :p
Beaney museum in Canterbury
Sometimes more than one 🤮
Turns out it's a lot harder to do this with a whale
E2E:U, unofficial re release of Enigmatica 2 Expert
Why not Zoidberg?
(V)(,;,,;,)(V)
H O N K
"Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge"
Welcome to one of the big unsolved problems in physics
Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it
The audience were not on his side 😆