Glad I wasn't the only one that needed that little bit of joke explaining. Heh pretty good if you got it without the confusion, I still think it's good though.
100%. I had a friend who got a new pair and for a while she flashed all of us (her friends) and had us touch them because she opted for the gel rather than saline. They still felt wrong.
Reminds me of the tweet that made fun of twinks being ugly and his DMs was filled with twink photos and he was like, "Haha losers I wanted lots of photos of hot twinks."
24 Comments
VubDapple@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y
Why does he go into a coma?
RainBlast@startrek.website · 124 pts · 1y
He was always in a coma. The fake tits woman is a dream and therefore not real. It's got the bones of a joke, but execution was confusing.
Godnroc@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y
OH! I GET IT! The boobs aren't real but not because of implants but instead because he's dreaming in a coma!
orbitz@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 1y
Glad I wasn't the only one that needed that little bit of joke explaining. Heh pretty good if you got it without the confusion, I still think it's good though.
HollowNaught@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
And here I was thinking he went into a coma because he touched some boobs
And009@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1y
Needs dream like effects
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y
I don't think that was the original intent but Death of the Author and such.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 22 pts · 1y
Fake breasts feel wrong. They aren’t great.
Tujio@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
If I can touch em, they're real.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
I admittedly respect that. Because I want to touch them. Well done.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
I can't know this is true or not, so will need to touch some to know for sure, for science. But also can't trust some internet stranger.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 1y
I'm all for science. I can tell you that they don't feel the same. It may not bother others. I prefer natural.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Thankfully my wife has big beautiful breast and they 100% real. But I still think I like to judge that for myself if ever in that position to do so.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y
100%. I had a friend who got a new pair and for a while she flashed all of us (her friends) and had us touch them because she opted for the gel rather than saline. They still felt wrong.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 1y
I had a chance to compare two women's breast at the same time; one natural, one fake.
I could not tell the fucking difference.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
Fake breasts are like CGI. You can only tell when it's bad.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y
All
Breasts
Are
Valid
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
ALL BREASTS ARE BASTARDS
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y
Reported for hatespeech and misinformation
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Reported for being STINKY.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
Reminds me of the tweet that made fun of twinks being ugly and his DMs was filled with twink photos and he was like, "Haha losers I wanted lots of photos of hot twinks."
You sir are playing 4D chess and I commend you.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Like big ol bags of... sand.
Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee · -2 pts · 1y
The problem stems from the fact that sometimes they're too small. Since they're not going to feel great either way might as well go bigger
Dust0741@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Loss?
But he was laying the entire time......