Marry Me

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27 Comments

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 81 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Save money by proposing at the same time

Maven@lemmy.zip · 55 pts · 1y (2 replies)

As far as I can tell, only one of them is actually proposing and has a ring while the others are about to get a really rude awakening.

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 37 pts · 1y

True, that's how the comic works. I was spinning it further

perishthethought@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

Or the others will just have 4 awkward conversations

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I didn't get you a ring because it's an exploitative industry

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

But I got you this burger king onion ring!

samus12345@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

ShepherdPie@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y

But then I got hungry so I ate it.

Goun@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

We could make an app for that!

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

A groupon

affiliate@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

dropship proposals

ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net · 51 pts · 1y (3 replies)

We saw a man propose to his wife in a cute way. There was a person playing music and he got on his knees. She said yes and people were being supportive.

Then I got down on my knee and proposed to my wife (again). My wife said no and walked away.

I then quietly left the area to the awkward strangers, turned the corner to find my wife laughing at me.

cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

your wife sounds fun, is she single?

frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 1y

Or at least available ;)

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y

That is fucking fantastic. 😆 😊

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y

500 for one discount, just post an ad in the paper for couples wanting to get engaged, rent out a beach pay for a sky writer charge each viewer ~50 to have will you marry me written in the sky boom

~ $25,000 -Subtotal

~ $150 -beach rental.

~ $2,500 -Skywriter.


~ $22,350 -Profit

Free engagement -Priceless

paraphrand@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That one guy must feel weird about having hair.

Courantdair@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Maybe it's a topless girl

TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

Not unlikely at all if it's a European beach.

DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org · 18 pts · 1y

"It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail."

tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I'm so confused

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (2 replies)

See, a skywriter is a guy who gets paid to write messages in the sky with a plane's exaust. It's not so much a thing anymore, but it used to be the type of thing you'd see in movies.

So this guy does that, on a beach, and proposes to his girlfriend. Meanwhile the other 4 couples can also see the message on account of how skies work. But those other 4 guys had no intention of proposing that day. So now they're on a beach, their girlfriends are excited for something that isn't coming, meanwhile the couple in yhe middle IS having a proposal.

tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y

Oh I didn't see the plane XD. I thought it was just what they were all saying

frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 1y

Very much a thing if you live near a municipal airport, much less a thing if you don't.

geography082@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

There is bald lady

Really_long_toes@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And topless, and probably has a huge cock

geography082@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Or maybe a vagina