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expatriado@lemmy.world · 128 pts · 3y (2 replies)

when you hire a cannibal to write the news

fluxion@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y (1 reply)

But the serving size is the same as with any human! It's the fat per serving you need to watch out for. Amateurs!

saltesc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I'll take the.crackling if you don't want it.

Speculater@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.

Here_in_Malaysia@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y (4 replies)

How did you get your name like that?

Speculater@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

On the website for your instance, you can change your display name. I googled a random fancy text generator and copy/pasted.

thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I dunno why you're getting all these downvotes... I got a free TIL out of it 🀷

Here_in_Malaysia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I'm not down about it, I expected some downvotes from a question like this, because Lemmy isn't that different from reddit πŸ˜…

Kuma@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

My speculation, but I think the down votes are because the comment had nothing to do with the post. So a way to filtering out, out of scope comments. Asking about the display name on a post about high calorie ppl setting an apartment on fire is pretty random after all πŸ˜‚

gosling@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 3y (3 replies)

passive aggressive body positivity

danielbln@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame's kiss to a personal urban retreat.

Saneless@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Higher than average space time distorters

Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Individuals with an above-average amount of gravitational power

SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 3y (2 replies)

This screams manufactured outrage.

Smokeless7048@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y

Considering it's "keep6solid", and not any real news sources, yea.

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y
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fugepe@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Two fat fucks cheeto snorting, cheezwiz drinking, McDonald's serial eater, watermelon-with-feet-looking land whales

moosetwin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Knees weak, arms are heavy, you got vomit on your sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

PointThink@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bomb, but he keeps on forgetting

ICastFist@programming.dev · 9 pts · 3y

Don't forget that they're DIET coke drinkers, because they want to stay healthy

over_clox@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y

They prefer the term 'horizontally challenged'

Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Screw you guys ! am not fat, am just a high calorie human.

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 3y (2 replies)

When you try not to offend anybody and end up making it worse

wunami@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Could be malicious compliance in the face of a policy to be "politically correct".

Chunk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

People of size

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y

I don't know, calling myself high calorie sounds nicer than calling myself fat. Maybe I'll call myself high calorie from now on.

AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

could have used "body-positive" for more positivity

callmepk@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

Damn they gonna burn that calories

790@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 3y

This is valuable information, if you are interested in eating them.

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

That's a fantastic pun.

Patrizsche@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

How will they ever be recognized with those little masks

dwan@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y

Is it ok if I’m laughing? I don’t want to offend my low calories soy milk.

YaksDC@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Two "utes" πŸ˜‰

eth0slash0@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Two hwhat?

Spudwart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Imperfect Cell writing articles now?

Fisk400@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

It's just someone being a smug asshole. Why else would they waste text to describe something that is shown in the picture.

Dangy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Pictures are transcribed all the time for the visually impaired.

Fisk400@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

It is also a useless description for the visually impaired. It doesn't mention that they are in an elevator, what color the gas can is it any other useful information about the picture.

OpenStars@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Delish...

Nika03@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Two fat hoes

MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 3y
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Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (10 replies)

God forbid anyone use the word "obese." Don't want to trigger anyone.

zaph@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y (1 reply)

To be fair to people who are offended by this, the weight of the criminal seems entirely irrelevant so it's pretty obvious that the intention was to rile people up.

Comment105@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

The weight of the criminal is as relevant as their height, if not more. It's not as long-term stable as height, but it's at least as important as an identifier. Even more so in countries where obesity isn't that common.

Halosheep@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

There are some that consider the term obese to be derogatory.

I don't agree with that opinion, but I can understand where they come from. I generally support body positivity with a heavy dose of realism. Being overweight shouldn't be a reason for someone to treat you poorly, but pushing the idea that being overweight isn't unhealthy is where I draw the line.

If I were medically overweight I'm sure I would also not like any term that directly points to something considered a very negative trait, however clinical the word is.

HardlightCereal@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 3y

The outlet that posted this is conservative and intended to rile people up on purpose.

trekman10@union.place · -15 pts · 3y (5 replies)

You couldn't possibly know if they're obese unless you were their doctor.

Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 3y (3 replies)

I can't tell if this is sarcasm

Cabrio@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
kajib@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It is! But it's a bit sad we have to think about it.

trekman10@union.place · 2 pts · 3y

@kajib @Cold_Brew_Enema literally they are just fat. It's not anyone's business besides their own. That the original story/post makes note of them as even "high calorie" is ridiculous too

Dntshoot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Those fat asses are obese

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 3y

Those women would be getting concerned friends saying they look dangerously thin in most of the US...

TheBlue22@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I think the proper term is "2 fat bitches"

Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 3y

The next big hit rap title just dropped.