Someone once asked me if I watched the news and when I said no they asked "Well how do you know what's happening?" to which I replied "If I'm not seeing it on social media then it's not a big enough deal"
Social Media warned me about covid being a pandemic MONTHS before the USA cared.
So I'm wearing masks to do grocery shopping with the other 0.5% of people in the know and normies run away from me scared. My siblings even told me I was being stupid. Well a few weeks later guess who's asking me for masks...
7 Comments
benderbeerman@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
Whatchu mean "RIP David Lynch?!?"
Fleur_@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
ITS REAL
Godsdamnit
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Someone once asked me if I watched the news and when I said no they asked "Well how do you know what's happening?" to which I replied "If I'm not seeing it on social media then it's not a big enough deal"
Sabata11792@ani.social · 3 pts · 1y
I am plugged directly into the matrix.
LouSlash@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
This is the way
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Social Media warned me about covid being a pandemic MONTHS before the USA cared.
So I'm wearing masks to do grocery shopping with the other 0.5% of people in the know and normies run away from me scared. My siblings even told me I was being stupid. Well a few weeks later guess who's asking me for masks...
MooseTheDog@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I hear David Lynch is dead and suddenly I'm in bat country.