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9 Comments

ObamaBinLaden@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

If only I could remain alive for 9.99 a month

theangryseal@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Your name reminds me of a faraway time.

“Eeeuht is right tarr in his name. Hoooo-saaaane. There, I said it, muslin!”

MothBookkeeper@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Taxes are basically this already if you want to stay out of jail.

Tar_alcaran@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

That's so much cheaper than my mortgage and food.

mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 3y

Pay with Credit card to get that lifelong debt a kickstart.

cals11@programming.dev · 1 pts · 3y

If that 10 bucks everything to keep a person alive, that's a steal... Food, water, shelter, and basic necessities.

I'd sign up in a heartbeat.

001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 3y
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poquitocabeza@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 3y (2 replies)

It's called type 1 diabetes.

Jamie@jamie.moe · 0 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Except it's gonna cost you more like $499.99 to stay alive.

ReakDuck@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

If you live in US, yeah