c/onehundredninetysix · by ComicSads@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1y

rule

563 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world

13 Comments

someguy3@lemmy.world · 99 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Pizza itself didn't touch the floor, it's still good.

superkret@feddit.org · 59 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Doesn't even matter.
The 5-second-rule timer pauses while you're unconscious.

lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 1y

There's no way to know how long it's been once you wake up, so you can just round down to zero.

Trilobite@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Looks like someone already grabbed a piece

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

sorry i was hungry

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 55 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Inside of me?

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

bonk

Tehhund@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y (1 reply)

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y

Then:

GET IN

Leah96xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

Cw: lewd

!I..... I would certainly like 3 women inside me......!<

introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y

Disappointed emo bride who is sleepy Italian? Correct me if I said something wrong which I probably did.

Menagerie@pawb.social · 13 pts · 1y

Actually, most of the women inside my head look like the middle one.

theUwUhugger@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I too have a very odd kind of schizophrenia! But my other me only controls my cock and don’t misunderstand me, the other me is an asshole!!! Was banned from multiple primary schools bec of him!