American energy revolution as tens of thousands of megawatts of power are generated by installing a turbine on MLK's grave as the late American icon spins furiously in his grave.
Say what you will about the founders. Even they were bourgeoisie and slavers...they still could provide more energy than a god damn Dyson Sphere if we could harness the centrifugal force of them spinning in their graves.
I heard from his daughter and she sounds pissed. My guess is that you are all looking at our very last old as fuck president and our very last Republican president.
I was waiting for the first stupid thing he would do so I turned off my radio to hold off for after work and I was not disappointed!
The clock hit 5pm, I got the radio on NPR as I got into my tiny ass vehicle. And what I heard was either Trumpfus or someone unplugging a toilet saying some dumb ass remark about Liz Chaney.
I couldn't slow clap with joy because I was driving. But it was hmmm....on the next election, I'm voting Trump. I just wanna see him rot as he pretends to be someone he can't. Meanwhile, several billionaires are putting on their gloves ready for the puppet show! I think Elon was just practicing how he's gonna stick his whole arm up trumps ass...it wasn't a nazi salute, he's just practicing. A quick shub reduces redness around the area.
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 67 pts · 1y
American energy revolution as tens of thousands of megawatts of power are generated by installing a turbine on MLK's grave as the late American icon spins furiously in his grave.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 1y
That's what we really need.
Say what you will about the founders. Even they were bourgeoisie and slavers...they still could provide more energy than a god damn Dyson Sphere if we could harness the centrifugal force of them spinning in their graves.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Arlington is a natural disaster zone after that nazi salute from muskrat, the ground cant handle that much spinning
XCraftMC@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I hope you don’t mind, I might be reposting this elsewhere. This is phenomenal.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
As long as it supports MLK and his legacy I have no problem with anyone reposting anything of mine
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 51 pts · 1y
We judge Trump based both on the content of his character, and by the color of his skin. Dumbass orange motherfucker.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 1y
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I heard from his daughter and she sounds pissed. My guess is that you are all looking at our very last old as fuck president and our very last Republican president.
I was waiting for the first stupid thing he would do so I turned off my radio to hold off for after work and I was not disappointed!
Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
What do you mean by that second sentence?
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
The clock hit 5pm, I got the radio on NPR as I got into my tiny ass vehicle. And what I heard was either Trumpfus or someone unplugging a toilet saying some dumb ass remark about Liz Chaney.
I couldn't slow clap with joy because I was driving. But it was hmmm....on the next election, I'm voting Trump. I just wanna see him rot as he pretends to be someone he can't. Meanwhile, several billionaires are putting on their gloves ready for the puppet show! I think Elon was just practicing how he's gonna stick his whole arm up trumps ass...it wasn't a nazi salute, he's just practicing. A quick shub reduces redness around the area.
droporain@lemmynsfw.com · -14 pts · 1y
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y
No
droporain@lemmynsfw.com · -1 pts · 1y