Praise him

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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

In the bible, Jesus turns water into wine.

In the trailer park, Jesus turns the chemicals under the sink into methamphetamine.

Hence, Jesus lived in the trailer park, obviously.

I could fix her

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Godllyra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Gracias Virgencita de Guadalupe

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Had friend who rolled his weed with the bible because the way the paper was made. So yes guess this true.

I used to do this too

This made me laugh so hard.

lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The waxy flame has to be pretty bad for your health

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Probably the least of your health concerns when that's what you're inhaling.

Listen, here Meth Is Guy