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c/parenting · by tattletaletimes@lemmy.world · 3y

Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians [SATIRE]

https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/07/24/enfamil-develops-tranquilizing-baby-formula-with-help-from-large-animal-veterinarians/

https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/07/24/enfamil-develops-tranquilizing-baby-formula-with-help-from-large-animal-veterinarians/

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5 Comments

ICastFist@programming.dev · 14 pts · 3y

a revolutionary baby formula that boasts military-grade animal tranquilizers to ensure babies sleep for a questionably unhealthy 18 hours straight!

I'd like a dose for myself, please

refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 3y

I didn't read this was satire the first go around and I started to get very concerned :P

lukeblackwell86@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

i wish this were true

Drusas@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Flying would be so much better.

SoleInvictus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

I caught this while scrolling and was momentarily shocked to see an ad. Glad I was wrong.