c/vampires · by jericho_cross@lemmy.zip · 1yNo garlic bread 168 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
Kyatto@leminal.space · 14 pts · 1y
A downside I never really thought of... is it more like a severe peanut allergy or like some sort of lactose intolerance?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I think it's just repulsive to them, but not harmful.
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
i think the most "realistic" thing would be for vampires to just have much stronger sense of smell and thus garlic is like a punch to the face
so really vampires would just need way less garlic in their garlic bread, so much money saved!
ShareMySims@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
I'd choose garlic bread over immortality every fucking time lol
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
This is why there aren't more vampires. The suicide rate is exceptionally high. "Give me garlic bread or give me death." -Patrick Henry
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
GIVE ME LIBERTY
OR A BRAN MUFFIN
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
That's a much better deal. If there's more on the table, I say we go for "Give me liberty and also $100,000,000, my own private island, a castle, and a staff of 1,000 servants.
NekoKamiGuru@ttrpg.network · 7 pts · 1y
Boomkop3@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y
Yes you can, but only once
Technofrood@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y
Middle should also be Panik
weremacaque@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
My grandpa is allergic to garlic. I could probably be fine with cutting out most allergens but garlic? That draws the line there.
sirico@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
I like the theory that it's fake news so we eat a load of garlic and turn ourselves into little human kievs