I drop the soap too often to survive prison.

Thought this after dropping my body wash 3 times in the same shower session.

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NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

This is the most "showerthought" shower thought ever. Congratulations.

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's what soap-on-a-rope is for

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

It doubles as a sap.

YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Don't worry, nobody would kill you for dropping the soap!

Weslee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I would have thought dropping the soap alot "accidentally" would make you more popular with the other inmates.

deadcatbounce@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y

Soap bars. How quaint.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

This is dark

sxan@midwest.social · 0 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Maybe you drop it enough to really enjoy prison.

Your id is trying to tell you something.

Breadhax0r@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

At first I thought you meant id as in username and couldn't figure out the correlation, then I realized you meant id as in subconscious and it made way more sense.

sxan@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y

I momentarily forgot the word "subconscious," if you can believe it.

M137@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y

Survive? The idea isn't that you'll get killed for it.. was that what you thought or did you somehow not realise the thought doesn't make sense?