If you want to work here

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Good soldiers follow orders

right away sir

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Each their own or is there some partnership thingy going on? Or weekly rotations?

Or is it one big mandatory circular anus-washing meeting ‘to get to know each other’?

It's actually Anus Jerry with the butt brush giving you a once over before you leave the restroom

Turns out anus Jerry has been forgetting to wash the communal butt rag

🎵 Getting to know you, getting to know all about you. 🎶
🎵 Getting to like you, getting to clean out that butt! 🎶

i can't imagine the last one lmao

Do that before you go to work, or you'll be required to undergo anus inspection day

ryper@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So the bathrooms have bidets, right?

Yesnt

fossphi@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I hate wiping, I hate toilet paper

born to shit, forced to wipe

Emptiness@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Bidet?" "Bidet to YOU sir!"

I have an intelligence of six I know what I'm doing

Don't wash away the shit from the post!

Just did

follica@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

When you're happy and you know it,

I'm going to upvote and temporarily approve this post.