the dnc may be broken but heres how they can fix it

pay trump to run as a dem in 2028

the man is literally openly for sale it is his best quality

heres all they need to do

1. pass house joint resolution 29
2. dont spend 1 1/2 billion dollars on a campaign for another neoliberal
3. murder elon musk and wear his skin suit to steal all his money
4. use a little bit of the money on some kind of homosexual devil ritual probably
5. use the rest of the money to buy donald trump
6. pay him throughout his term obviously to keeping doing silly lib stuff

what do you think