The Human Brain May Contain as Much as a Spoon's Worth of Microplastics, New Research Suggests

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-human-brain-may-contain-as-much-as-a-spoons-worth-of-microplastics-new-research-suggests-180985995/

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seven_phone@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

Maybe actually a spoon then.

lemmyman@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ok, 7 grams.

Anythingbutmetric

thenextguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My spoon is too big.

lemmyman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Oh yeah well my anus is bleeding

NarrativeBear@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Might explain why the world's going crazy.

WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It'll probably end up being far more devastating than lead. At this rate of growth, within decades the average adult will accumulate a few % of their body weight in plastic.

NarrativeBear@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Unfortunately you're more then likely correct. Lead exposure/ingestion is devastating (and so might be plastic ingestion as well)

A few effects (not a exhaustive list)

Behavioral problems, Developmental delays, Brain and nervous system damage, Learning disorders, Loss of self-control, and shortened attention span

fluxion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Gotta keep the masses down somehow

CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Spoon brained civilization

ccunning@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Are we talking a coke spoon or more like a ladle here?

DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 1y

The article says “the weight of a plastic spoon”; odd that they didn’t use a standard unit of measurement.

NarrativeBear@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Probably a shovel in the next few years, and then wheelbarrow's after that.

Generation's after us, most newborn's will probably be born synthetic right away.

teamevil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
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58008@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

so waht? a litle plastik never would harmed my mindal health??

but why do i have overwelming urge to aslep in recycling bin??

MyDogLovesMe@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Probably half a cup in my testis.

…I wonder if I fell in the water, if that would make me float upside down?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Just the one? Left or right?

MyDogLovesMe@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Left. Lost my right in an elementary school pen-accident.

charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

I think I'm more plastic than man now. Guess I'll go out into the ocean and choke some sea turtles. I see now that that was always my destiny

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y

That's all?