Teen on Musk’s DOGE Team Graduated from ‘The Com’ – Krebs on Security

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2025/02/teen-on-musks-doge-team-graduated-from-the-com/

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breadsmasher@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y (6 replies)

the broccoli haired moron currently helping musk destroy america. never forgive, never forget

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 1y (4 replies)

breadsmasher@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (3 replies)

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

He looks like he was rejected from being one of the captain planet kids.

nokturne213@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

He looks like he was conceived while his mom was on roofies.

100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 5 pts · 1y

Ouch

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

I'm confident that one day we'll see all of those guys in front of a grand jury.

WamGams@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This is who Elon wanted his daughter to be. A broccoli-topped, cheddar-smelling dipshit who obeys his every command.

Elon, your daughter chopped her balls off, and they are still bigger than yours will ever be.

Like your daughter, I too would change my gender to be counted among the women who've known you and determined you are unworthy of love, than spend a second having to be in your proximity.

You are a void of a human being, and you know better than anybody that not a soul alive will mourn your death.

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Elon, your daughter chopped her balls off,

Has that been revealed? I don't think it has. She medically transitioned, but that could just be HRT, not surgery. Many trans people are happy with just HRT and don't seek surgery.

WamGams@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

Thank you!

itsathursday@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Botnets and DDoS, the shit script kids in the 90s and 00s were doing for fun is now apparently a business model and proudly on cvs. This is the next slap in the face since eSports.

Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

Nepo babies have been handed our government. We don't even get a good coup. We get some after school special with royalty free muzac.

PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What even is that hair? I realize going after appearance is the lowest common denominator, but that was definitely a choice that was made.

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y

broccoli hair is popular with the young adults. it is by far the most popular hair style for the young professional soccer player

sudo@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y

Some quality hacker chat logs there.