The next scandal involving Musk should be called Elongate.

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nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y

Following the Watergate scandal, ‘-gate’ became the suffix to name subsequent scandals.

I propose stories associated with Trump, and other stupid scandals, be encrusted with the suffix ‘-a-Lago’.

I think there’s scope for dedicating an entire community to them, like c/MAG_a_Lago.

As for Elongate, Musk explicitly requested it be used, which should be reason enough to not.

Greg@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think twatgate would be more appropriate

shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y

there have been some twats i've had the privilege of getting to know that were downright life afirming

masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 1y (5 replies)

The next scandal involving musk should be that he wasn't assassinated sooner.

JubilantJaguar@lemmy.world · -17 pts · 1y (4 replies)

This is a terrible take. Introducing violence into politics always, always, leads to dark places nobody wanted to go. Besides being wrong, it's completely counter-productive.

PS. Yeah, downvoting doesn't make you right to advocate cold-blooded murder that would probably trigger civil war. Jesus.

Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

politics is violent, inherently. taxation is violent, inherently. policing is violent, inherently. control of another is violent, inherently.

the state is, by definition, a monopoly on violence. dont pretend you are above inflicting pain on others.

JubilantJaguar@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You just said it yourself. In a civilized order it's the state that monopolizes violence. You don't get to invent the laws and prosecute them yourself. Personally I don't want to live in a society of vigilantism or civil war. Bluster aside, I suspect that you don't either.

Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

considering i am a victim of state violence, i already live there.

ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y

Unfortunately those in charge only listen to violence.

21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 15 pts · 1y

Calling everything even mildly controversial '-gate' was super played out decades ago IMHO.

grue@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

"Elongate" is too flattering towards him.

blackberry@midwest.social · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

didn't he write a tweet literally saying this? maybe 4 years ago?

mipadaitu@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Yeah, after he sexually harassed a flight attendant and laughed about it on Twitter.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y

I hate that I like this. The gate thing is super overused. But this one works.

droporain@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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11111one11111@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Muskgate?

HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Touché

SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 1y

Ewww, no, not even with a 10-foot rapier.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 0 pts · 1y

I made this joke in a dadjoke subereddit and got banned as it was too adult