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15 Comments

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (11 replies)

What is funny is that is how you are suppose to ship crickets and anyone who has bought large amounts of crickets knows that.

Source: Have recieved many shipments of crickets in a box.

lena_be_a_saint@feddit.nl · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How is one meant to contain the crickets while opening the box?

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

Typically you have a place to contain the crickets until you feed the crickets to something, you open the box over the container and dump them in.

noride@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Why can't they be placed inside a slightly smaller box within the bigger one?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Because it’d be the same when you open the slightly smaller box so that’s why it should be shipped in a small box inside of a slightly bigger box inside of another slightly bigger box to solve that problem.

Grimy@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The real solution here is to put each cricket in an individual box inside the larger one.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

This guy ships!

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Presumably they would write "WARNING OPENING THIS BOX WILL RELEASE HUNDREDS OF CRICKETS" on it

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Just throw a ‘c’ on it so people know.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y

yeah i'm not sure what they're on about, they should very very very obviously be contained inside a plastic box inside the shipping box, just rawdogging them in the shipping box cannot be fucking legal.

Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What do you do with crickets?

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

You feed them to things like frogs, spiders, etc.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I think I just thought of a birthday present for my GF.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nah, send this to the people you hate.

Glytch@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y