You know, if that all powerful god of theirs wants the Zionists to have their own land, he should just poof a land of milk and honey out in the middle of the ocean. He could move the temple too, if he wanted.
I mean, in fairness they should have been given Germany for obvious reasons but Europeans didn't want the Jews there so they "let them" have Palestine.
It’s the time when Trump danced in a befuddled reverie for twenty minutes at a rally instead of continuing his planned speech. Trump inner-circle members called his performance “electrifying”.
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metaStatic@kbin.earth · 61 pts · 1y
Hahahahahahaha
MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 41 pts · 1y
He wants real estate.
Dkarma@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Gaza is beachfront property.
Gaza-lago incoming.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y
put them all in Florida
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Soon: "All those Cubans have to be displaced to Mexico!"
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
no there's plenty of room
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
I actually didn't realize that Israel is about the size of New Jersey... I always assumed it was bigger.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
Everything outside at the United States is really small
Revan343@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Except Canada
Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
90% of Canadians on the US border so you could argue most of Canada isn't habitable for large populations.
Revan343@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Sure, but it's not what you do with it, it's the size that counts
dessalines@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Florida is also stolen land. I like this solution the best:
Birdie@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 1y
You know, if that all powerful god of theirs wants the Zionists to have their own land, he should just poof a land of milk and honey out in the middle of the ocean. He could move the temple too, if he wanted.
That way everyone could live in peace.
Dkarma@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I mean, in fairness they should have been given Germany for obvious reasons but Europeans didn't want the Jews there so they "let them" have Palestine.
RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Aside: WTF is that cover photo? Is Trump dancing? Is it supposed to look like he's trying to throw a punch?
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 1y
It’s the time when Trump danced in a befuddled reverie for twenty minutes at a rally instead of continuing his planned speech. Trump inner-circle members called his performance “electrifying”.
Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Mucki@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
It's a meme dance, nothing to worry about.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
The Palestinians have yet to gift him the golden limb of one of the many obliterated children, so it's not likely.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Second time's a charm? Is that what I'm reading?
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
LOL yeah, like that toddler wants anything but money and attention.