Applerankings.com - the definitive and hilarious list

https://applerankings.com/

I don't know if this website has already been posted here, but I love it so much. I've spent hours reading the reviews and the fights in the comments, everything about this is pure gold.

36 points · 7 comments · view on lemmy.world

7 Comments

vulture_god@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That's such bullshit. Everyone knows that the pink lady is the perfect apple, and anyone saying otherwise is a jackass braying into the wind, and should be muzzled in a dark cave where nobody need ever suffer their inanity again.

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ew.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

See, there's always that one guy that's going to mess with the right thinking individuals ;)

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Honeycrisp is near the top, as it should be.

Now what are these "SweeTango" apples that beat my beloved Honeycrisp by two points? I'll have to seek one out...

HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is any of this real? I was genuinely interested, but it seems like this is just a comedy bit?

pip@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y

It's as real as real gets. A comedian can still be an apple connoisseur

entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y

This website got me into SweeTango apples and they are amazing for their crunch.