c/noncredibledefense · by hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1yCanadians when trump tries to make it 51st state 208 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
DamonSeed@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 1y
the last thing Canada needs is for the Geneva
Suggestionerr Convention to need another edit thanks to us.Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 38 pts · 1y
It's never a war crime the first time.
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 1y
Gotta find those zero-day exploits!
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Like filling their drinking water with LSD, throwing some guns into the room and saying "HES TRYING TO KILL YOU!" Through a loudspeaker.
slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
When the sorry's end, the war crimes begin.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y
Geneva's checklist
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 1y
FWIW the United States are not bound by Protocol I or II of the Geneva conventions, meaning we're also not protected by them.
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
Which things does that cover? Do we get to pull the shotguns and triangular bayonets out of storage?
Jumi@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Get shotguns that shoot triangular bayonets
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 8 pts · 1y
Those are flechettes
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
Neither are banned anyway, just impractical.
ikidd@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
A few years from now the standard military ROE will have to teach recruits about "The Maple Teabagging”.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Aww, why do Canadians get to have all the fun? ☹️
TheObviousSolution@kbin.melroy.org · 7 pts · 1y
Canada becoming the 51st state is allowing a foreign administration to find whatever excuse they can find to display the natives and magically provide "real-state opportunities" out of nothing, Israeli style.
Trollception@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Not sure how well clubs would work in a wartime engagement. What else ya got?
marcos@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Historically, it has never been a good idea to ask this to Canada.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Canada has historically had decent results from the tac-50.
Trollception@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Eh?
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
Historically they've been used successfully in many wars
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Not recently lol.
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
What's recent? Night trench raids in WW2?
If you count class war, the police love using clubs on protestors.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y