Transprivacy

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33 Comments

dreadedsemi@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 3y (2 replies)

We may share your poop with third party to improve user experience.

Repossess6855@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Your poop will be used to custom tailor your experience to be the best possible poop

QuazarOmega@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

We'll scan your butt cheeks to tailor the toilet seat to your exact shape

Don't be afraid to show your uniqueness

Enjoy the difference

psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de · 80 pts · 3y (5 replies)

"We value your privacy"

psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de · 46 pts · 3y (4 replies)

More like "We'll make good value from your privacy"

winterayars@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 3y

"Your privacy has value to us [and our 1000 best friends]."

nodsocket@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)
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PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 6 pts · 3y

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 3y

Thats hilarious

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 3y
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jet@hackertalks.com · 45 pts · 3y (1 reply)

If you have nothing to hide you won't have any problems

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
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Rayspekt@kbin.social · 36 pts · 3y (3 replies)

I like that you are still able to close and lock a door. Imagine holding eye contact with someone while you close the door behind you to get some privacy

SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I would be down for competitive pissing

Rayspekt@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Can we get glass toilet bowls as well? That way we could jugde anybody's shit during session.

nodsocket@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
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Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au · 34 pts · 3y

Our privacy policy is completely transparent.

BlueKey@kbin.social · 28 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Don't you see how this improves law-enforcement? Now the criminals won't dare to do forbidden stuff there.
-- some government, somewhere

Rootiest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Don't you see how this improves law-enforcement? Now the criminals trans people won't dare to do forbidden stuff use the restroom there.

-- some government, somewhere

cooopsspace@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 3y

Meanwhile the criminals are out pissing in the bushes, or a totally different bathroom all together.

Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 3y (1 reply)

"I have nothing to hide"

electrogamerman@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y

Well, I dont

ryannathans@lemmy.fmhy.net · 12 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Tungsten glass? The one that goes white when electricity passes through it? Opaque when locked?

manned_meatball@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 3y

thankfully it's usually the other way around: the glass is opaque and only transparent with power. So you don't need to worry about an ill-timed power outage.

Lev_Astov@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

That's called PDLC film (polymer-dispersed liquid crystal) and it's a thin layer you can apply to anything. It's literally liquid crystal droplets suspended in a plastic sheet layered between transparent ITO conductors (indium-tin-oxide).

A distinctive feature of panels layered with this is that there must be a bezel along at least one edge through which to run the power. I don't see any in the right places on the doors for these, so nope, these are just clear glass without any PDLC film.

ryannathans@lemmy.fmhy.net · 2 pts · 3y

Sure that's one type, but there are others too. Like electrochromic smart glass

EngineerGaming@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 3y
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WeDoTheWeirdStuff@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

They have (had?) those in Tokyo for a while.

Ronno@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y

You only have to pay €1,- for each visit!

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 11 pts · 3y

Little did they know that it's exactly my thing.

troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y

Not that weird, from a historical or regional perspective. Most of the history of humankind did not feature bathroom privacy. Toilets in rural China are basically lines of rectangular holes cut in the floor.

EatMyDick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

So this is a straight up meme sub now?

A_A@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

"AI Generated Images" ?

SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 3y (1 reply)

This is a very old image, so extremely likely real or manually edited.

Irishred88@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

I'm guessing art installation, I can't imagine why one would build the stalls like that otherwise.

raubarno@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y

Romans had this system 2000 years ago!

leraje@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Bathroom or Black Lodge?

Gargari@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

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