Nah both of those things were lies. I was just joking about browsing Lemmy while driving with a pregnant woman, and then I made another lie with the shit euphemism thing. I'm a habitual liar.
Another lie from you, I’ll have you know I heard NO SOUND, even though “theremin sounds” clearly implies that sounding is supposed to be taking place! This is the fifth time you lied today!
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Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 49 pts · 1y
My five-year-old daughter just climbed over me, stopped to stare at this pic, and said (in a goofy voice) "Wuut da heeeyyck?"
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
Aw, that's adorable.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y
You must be doing something right.
mononomi@feddit.nl · 20 pts · 1y
And I'm glad to be seeing it here on Lemmy!
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
And while I'm driving my wife to the hospital to have our baby.. how fortuitous!
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Odds are that one of these two things will be the highlight of your day today.
(Good luck and congrats!)
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Oh that was a euphemism for taking a shit
Nah both of those things were lies. I was just joking about browsing Lemmy while driving with a pregnant woman, and then I made another lie with the shit euphemism thing. I'm a habitual liar.
Nah not really lol
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
It's lies all the way down...
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
or IS it???
theremin sounds
Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
Another lie from you, I’ll have you know I heard NO SOUND, even though “theremin sounds” clearly implies that sounding is supposed to be taking place! This is the fifth time you lied today!
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
I wouldn't be so sure. Maybe they also lied to their spouse about driving to the hospital
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
My wife has been dead for 40 years.
Also, I'm 37
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Oh there's plenty of sounding. That's what I meant. I put a theremin in my pee hole.
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y
Fuck
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
JoeKis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
My internet journey: Random Nintendo forum > 9gag > Reddit > Lemmy > this post
SuperSpecialNickname@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
I made the right choices it seems
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y
It may not have been the only path however.
Sunshine@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Who’s got a lovely face!
SplashJackson@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
It's like if a dog fucked a gopher and a rabbit, and that threesome led to the strange chimera we see before us now
__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
I've made a huge mistake