No matter how much he pointed to his white beard as proof, the witch didn't believe Grumbles when he insisted he wasn't a child and wouldn't taste good in a nice meat pie.

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

You've been gnomed https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3pFFPSlW4

Jeeve65@ttrpg.network · 5 pts · 1y

Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

A foolish feeling of safeness within my bunker.

I flee from the knives only to get caught in the heat.

rosahaj@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Finally, the witch-gnome war has come to it's inevitable conclusion.

FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

POV: It's 2007 and you just signed up for Netflix, streaming is so simple and easy

TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 3 pts · 1y

Someone is taking his revenge at Senshi

GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Gnome, his eyes red

Tofflie_Makes@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Okay, but what's hanging on the left next to the knifes...

troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

A pipecleaner of some sort -- bristles on the bottom end. I dunno, it's been there longer than the gnome.

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y

Are those two smeg knives

tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

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